I just gave a goblin an accidental handjob in D&D I’m so
For anyone curious, I tried to rip his dick off and then botched my roll. Now our caravan won’t stop calling me the “Hand of Mercy”
it’s been like six years and i’m still not over the last five minutes of dr. horrible
really? because I didn’t feel
being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you
Go big or go home
So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.
So I decided to try it
alrighty, let’s go one more step
i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.
THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY
Story of my life
that’s a first.
I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC
I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one
Forever branded homestuck trash
And I love it
Four years ago, I was Palestine in a model united nations conference. I was absolutely devilish to the Israel in my committee : I intercepted her notes, made every single topic a fight about Israel and Palestine (Media freedom? Check. Access to health care for women? Check. ) and generally turned the entire MUN committee into a fight for Palestine. (Hint : it was NOT supposed to be a fight about Palestine :D ) She was a really good delegate, though, and fought back very well. That was a fun conference. Afterwards, we became pretty good online friends.
dont you even think i forgot about my bad crocker highschool au.